February 2012
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Is is sad that these are our normal conversations?
L: I was so close to doing a colombine yesterday.
E: You kind of just half-threatened to repeat the most infamous school massacre of all time.
L: I'm a regular Cho.
E: That's a different fucking school, Luke!
L: I know. Don't get me into school shootings!
I'm so fucking sick of people saying "BE HAPPY...
dorkfacegirl:
Fuck that shit. You know what, great, it’s GOOD that you feel comfortable in your body. If you’re happy with who you are, fan-fucking-tastic, enjoy that. But don’t for a second presume to tell me what I should or shouldn’t be feeling. It’s my fucking body, they’re my fucking feelings, and I don’t give a fuck that you think everyone is a fucking ray of sunshine.
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A man said to the Buddha, "I want Happiness."
burtonlang:
Buddha said, first remove “I”, that’s ego.
Then remove “want”, that’s desire.
Now you are left with only Happiness.
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I opened Tumblr about five times to make a personal, entirely uninteresting post, but I consistently get interrupted by my dash. My point is, I’m drunk. And Sean and Jordan (I don’t know who Jordan is) are coming over to get drunk. This has been a broadcast from reallyshesokay.
“Look at me, Elly. Look at me real good. Do I look like the time of person that...”
– Jon Potter (I fucking love him.)
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Nothing gets to me more than when people say “you’re taking this too hard” or “you need to stop worrying” or “calm the fuck down.” No. No, you don’t have any right to tell me how I am supposed to be feeling about anything. You just don’t. If I want to panic and kill some humans, I will do that. If I want to sit in my bed and cry all night, you...
When i hear people calling my name but i don't...
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January 2012
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