January 2010
“I’ve been waiting over a week for my Amazon order to finally arrive. Now...”
Only one murder out of 100 is committed by a...
I feel so safe in my own home.
My Amazon order has FINALLY arrived:
Hey, Palahniuk - Lullaby, Invisible Monsters.
Hey, Tao Lin - Eeee Ee Eeee, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy.
Where is my Mind - Pixies
It is probably terrible...
“We need virtual pet games where you clean and feed and love your furry little...”
– This is my favourite quote from Overqualified by Joey Comeau. This and the Vodka one and the Gilette one.
Mexican Hitter:
elly-ann; You make me okay. says:
awe i miss leonard speaks
Ryan says:
you failed your mexican hitter
elly-ann; You make me okay. says:
): who eats my spit
"You can bite my radius, ladius."
"You're an idiot."
"I resent that."
Ryan says:
what's wrong with eating your spit?
i'll bite your tongue missy!
elly-ann; You make me okay. says:
hahah
i sucked on that thing for like, a minute
and you still ate it
Ryan says:
and it's what compared to a kiss?
elly-ann; You make me okay. says:
kisses are different
Ryan says:
but with the same saliva transfer
probably more
think of it that way
elly-ann; You make me okay. says:
it's different okay
Ryan says:
yeah, well, obviously
elly-ann; You make me okay. says:
: 3
Ryan says:
one is eating another person's spit
the other is an intimate moment between 2 individuals
elly-ann; You make me okay. says:
yes, thankyou
that was a nice way to put it
Ryan says:
i have a way with words
Australia Day
reeceydiz:
i think i’m addicted to the internet, is that possible? i’m sitting around on Australia day at a BBQ with a bunch of mates, and i’m sitting here on my macbook. well i haven’t been the whole time, but still. its been a good day so far. got time to drop in and see the girlfriend and now i’m sitting at a friend haydn’s house with beers, barbecued lamb and chicken. sitting around the esky...
Teenagers and their music:
Maybe I’m being a hypocrite here, but I like to think I’m in the 3% of decent teenagers who are aware of classic, musical geniuses. I’m not talking Bach (though that saucy minx does know how to use his hands), I’m talking Blondie, Simon & Garfunkel, Meatloaf. Yeah, okay, these aren’t the best examples, but the reason I chose these ones is because a few days ago,...
never has teen pregnancy been so light hearted and...
friend: i think i'm pregnant. maybe. nothing is certain.
other friend: um. wat.
friend: i've been disgustingly sick for about a month. and i may be fatter/two people. not like fight club two people, like baby mama two people.
memoirs of a chronic make-outerist:
Friend says:
LOL
i was smashed off my face.
and i remember i had gum in my mouth
and my hair was straightened and everywhere
and he was like sucking on my neck
and he’s like
YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE
and i was like
lol
“http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/”
– Oh, allah. SO gorgeous!
FINALLY, I have finished the drawings for one of...
I haven’t really been trying to draw them, but mygod, it was weird when our usual comic is just really bad stick figures. Think XKCD, but less cool.
Anyway, our new one is called Hot Dogs From Outer Space (Like aliens, but edible) and we are going for a different drawing technique this time.
Here is Alisi, co-webcomicist: http://dorkfacegirl.tumblr.com/
And here is LeonardSpeaks, old...
you know what is NOT cool?
dorkfacegirl:
alcohol.
yes i sound like a little skank who drinks too much then regrets it then drinks more, right?
well, effectively i am. but this time it’s gonna stick. i drink too much for someone going into year 12. and i’m pretty much as i do.
*nods* i’ll be right.
If this is you indicating that you will no longer be consuming alcohol beverages anymore/as much as you currently do, I...
So much to do by Friday:
- Do the washing & hang the washing, twelve times
- Clean the house
- Replace missing alcohol, whoops.
- Finish my graphics folio
- Finish writing the story
- Find a new, consistant job
- History assignment, maths assignment, biology assignment
- Go through with the plans I’ve made with twelve million people
- Stop saying twelve
- Clean out/re-vamp clothing
- Fix up my...
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What if it were a particularly well-endowed catapillar? Then the tiger might have been the one that got hurt. YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, DID YOU?!
No, I didn’t. And you shouldn’t be thinking that either, these thoughts will corrupt your innocence! THERE IS STILL HELP, DON’T GIVE UP.
Ask me anything
formspring.me
dorkfacegirl:
reallyshesokay:
dorkfacegirl:
reallyshesokay:
Yes. Can you say the same thing? You better.
Yes. Can I say the same thing? I better.
Ask me anything
You’re a loser.
<3
i dnt think i cud lurve u nemore then i do lulz.
Jokes, that was gross.
it totally was. never again?
deal. deal. deal.
well, i hadn’t noticed that the people really noticed that they really...
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What are you talking about?! The Cheshire Cat kicks arse! AND HE CAN GO INVISABLE!!!!
Yes, but he looks like the lovechild of a TIGER AND A CATERPILLAR. THAT WOULD HURT FOR THE CATERPILLAR. Have a heart!
Ask me anything
formspring.me
dorkfacegirl:
reallyshesokay:
Yes. Can you say the same thing? You better.
Yes. Can I say the same thing? I better.
Ask me anything
You’re a loser.
<3
i dnt think i cud lurve u nemore then i do lulz.
Jokes, that was gross.
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Yes. Can you say the same thing? You better.
Yes. Can I say the same thing? I better.
Ask me anything
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Are you allergic to cats?
Only the creepy kind of Alice in Wonderland with at least 42 teeth.
Ask me anything
