December 2010
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Hair doth not a lover make: your gentle lashes...
All the pretty boys who call won't keep you warm...
If we could take the time to lay it on the line, I...
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When you see someone from school somewhere other...
The awkward moment when you have 36 presents but...
jezzafam:
Why I adore him to no end:
Ben: Indulge yourself, you pussy.
Elly: No, shut up.
Ben: You're so afraid.
Elly: I ain't no pussy, whore. I AM NOT. HOW AM I AFRAID.
Ben: Relationships don't work, she says. Love doesn't exist, she says.
Elly: They don't. It doesn't.
Ben: :)
Elly: What. WHAT STOP SMILING.
Ben: You're pathetic.
What a douchenut.
alisi; can't move forward says:
JUST PLAY IT SAFE.
even explain to him
LOOK.
DONT BREAK ME.
or i can do that
i can be all
IM ELLYS SISTER.
BUT IM NOT GAY.
BUT SRSLY, DONT FUCK WITH HER
OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP
AND NOT IN A NICE WAY WHERE YOU AND ELLY START AND CALL ME LATER
^.^
if you like.
i can write a letter of reference
or.
like, a letter of abuse.
and mail it to you
and you be all
YO HO
I GOT THIS FROM JUJU GILL
AND SHE THINKS
YA GAY
but dont say that
say alisi, and she thinks you are possibly nice but just in case.
WHY SO PERFECT WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN FUCKING...
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Talking to my boyfriend:
Me: You're the best boyfriend on the Frankston line.
Boyfriend: I know. That's how I know you'll understand why I kissed a girl last night... and two boys.
Me: One day I'll dump you and you realise how good you had it.
Boyfriend: That'll never happen. Silly bitch.
Me: Don't kiss any more whores, you whore.
Boyfriend: You're my only real whore, baby.
My life until New Years:
Working every weeknight from 3.30PM-11.00PM. Slave wages of $13.01 an hour.
Working all weekend days from 10.00AM-5.00PM or 5.00PM-11.30PM. Slaves wages of $15.00 (PLUS FUCKING AMAZING TIPS)
If I’m not rich by the 29th, I’m suiciding.
That awkward moment when Hitler loves your movies.
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