February 2012
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victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
jpierrepontcriss:
you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
I write things, and you can read them here. →
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This is how my boyfriend and I legitimately...
S: tryna make myself bbe 4 u
E: ur already all da bbe i need, bby gurl
S: nah bby. gttin on da jooce. full hektik at da gym
E: omg bby u gon be sao buff bby holla @ da next brad pitt
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today. →
wowfunniestposts:
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
this blog is epic
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I'm selling my Death Cab for Cutie ticket, guys.
If anyone in Melbourne knows anyone who wants to go, or wants to go themselves, message me.
The ticket is for tomorrow night at the Palace. I’m willing to sell cheap, modafukkaz.
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I don't know how it happened, but I got myself a...
A boyfriend that just got a haircut and looks like fucking Frank Carter. A boyfriend that understands good literature, good pop-culture, and good films. A boyfriend who tells me I’m beautiful consistently, and showers me with cuddles. A boyfriend who has the most gorgeous tattoo I have ever seen in my life. He’s pretty badass, I guess.
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if humans are 78% water
does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin, Brain Droppings (via luna-linaa)
karfapian:
my anthropology teacher was talking about evolution and he said “some creatures are just born to die” and i was just like
“You’re not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your...”
– Chris Colfer (via kaylasaurus)