Elly meets a horny spam-bot named 'Jenny.'

• J: hey there. hope you dont mind chatting with a SPITEFUL horny girl. Soo how r ya?
• E: Oh, you're spam. I'll pass, you virtual hooker.
• J: nah. I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
• E: Haha, whoever programmed you is one unfunny cunt.
• J: cum rub my cunt
• E: Firstly, you spelt 'come' incorrectly, so I can only assume you were trying to be dirty. In which case, your wording is all off. It should be, "cum, rub my cunt," which is something semen is unable to do, due to its lack of fingers and every other body part imaginable.
• J: cum rub my cunt
• E: I don't know how to put this nicely, so: No, you computerised piece of shit. I don't want to COME and rub your non-existent genitals.