Is is sad that these are our normal conversations?

It's been agreed the whole world stinks, so no one's taking showers anymore.

I like things, and you like things, and we all like things, and none of these things have any impact on our lives. Let's not mention them.

elly-ann, entirely.

Pour your soul into my ask box, so I can digest it and spew it out in a puddle of irony and sarcasm.

Is is sad that these are our normal conversations?

L: I was so close to doing a colombine yesterday.
E: You kind of just half-threatened to repeat the most infamous school massacre of all time.
L: I'm a regular Cho.
E: That's a different fucking school, Luke!
L: I know. Don't get me into school shootings!